I have about 60 eaches of Tektronix 550 toner all colors, $7 each > (1) What does the average Nebraska player get on his SATs? > ………Drool. > > (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? > > ………A full set of teeth. > > (3) How do you get a Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room? > ………Grease her hips and push. > > (4) How do you get a Illinois graduate off your porch? > ………Pay him for the pizza. > > (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a > girlfriend ? > ……..There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup > > (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? …….. > Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. > > (7) What are the longest three years of an TEXAS A&M football player’s > life ? > ………His freshman year. > > (8) How many NOTRE DAME freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? > ………None. That’s a sophomore course. > > (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? > ……..Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never > look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner. > > AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash…..) > > (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? > ……. You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, > and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Tonernews.com, October 17, 2003. USA